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$#!t I've actually heard people say... - Thumper
February 1st, 2011
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$#!t I've actually heard people say...
Inspired by a recent post about overhearing funny things by pasticcio, I thought I'd toss a few things that I've overheard over the years onto the table...

Scene: Men's restroom at a club where we were holding our company Christmas party

Guy #1: "Who'd you come with?"
Guy #2: "Nobody yet, but the night's young."

Scene: A restaurant where a group at at computer conference were having dinner

Woman: "Since four of us are having wine, maybe we should get a giraffe of wine."
(Yes... she was blonde...)

Scene: A college political science class

Professor: (Handing out the first of his weekly exams) "We're having a little quizzie today!"
Coed: (Flipping through the several pages of the over 100-question "quiz") "If this is one of your 'quizzies', I'd hate to see one of your 'testies'!"

... the next 5 minutes of class was consumed by much laughter and watching her turn various shades of red...

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Date:February 1st, 2011 11:01 pm (UTC)

Scene one ~ :)
Scenes two and three ~ aaaahahahahahahahaha
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