Inspired by a recent post about overhearing funny things by pasticcio
, I thought I'd toss a few things that I've overheard over the years onto the table...
Scene: Men's restroom at a club where we were holding our company Christmas party
: "Who'd you come with?"
: "Nobody yet, but the night's young."
Scene: A restaurant where a group at at computer conference were having dinner
Woman: "Since four of us are having wine, maybe we should get a giraffe of wine."
(Yes... she was blonde...)
Scene: A college political science class
Professor: (Handing out the first of his weekly exams) "We're having a little quizzie today!"
Coed: (Flipping through the several pages of the over 100-question "quiz") "If this is one of your 'quizzies', I'd hate to see one of your 'testies'!"
... the next 5 minutes of class was consumed by much laughter and watching her turn various shades of red...